I’m Laela, pleased to meet you!  I stand 5’6″ and weigh 115 lbs, with a svelte dancer’s body measuring 32A-24-36.  I have sparkling eyes, a quirky sensibility, and a laugh that’s quite infectious.  My old Hollywood look draws comparisons to Rita Hayworth and Katharine Hepburn, but perhaps you should be the judge of that.  Let’s say I’m your typical petite and naughty wood nymph, eager to arouse your senses and satisfy your deepest passions.  I’m a bit of a show off too, what do you want to see?


My attitude is genuine, infused with playful humor.  I earned my degree at a top university, and my adorably nerdy thirst for information keeps me well read and informed.  A former ballet dancer and trapeze artist, I’ve performed internationally, but my simple pleasures remain gourmet coffee, lazy Sundays, and nabbing a sweet parking spot.  One of the things I can’t resist is a good conversation– I find it absolutely electrifying.


I offer a wistfully intimate experience guaranteed to relax, recharge, enthrall and enlighten.  I am a cerebral fetishist at heart & purveyor of the essential dream girl: smart, spunky & insatiably naughty.  You deserve to know what you’ve been missing!



“I must be a mermaid . . . I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.” -Anaïs Nin




“We will wade in the shine of the ever.” -Pixies


During our time together I will be present and open, invested in what turns you on and keen to relieve the itches that never seem to quite get scratched.  You’ll find me multifaceted and quite versatile, so we should totally discuss those fetishes & fantasies monopolizing your daydreams . . .


I am delighted to visit you at your upscale hotel or private residence in downtown Chicago or near O’Hare. I’m happy to arrange an incall location in downtown Chicago or near O’Hare after our first meeting with receipt of an additional 150 deposit. Outcall requests to the Chicago suburbs are also available, travel fees apply.


1 hour– 400

1.5 hours– 600

2 hours– 800

3 hours– 1200

Night & Day

Dinner date: 1400, four hours

All day: 2000, 8 hours

Overnight:  2800

24 hours: 3800 + 2800 each additional day


**Special rates available for dates including baseball games!

**Please inquire for travel companionship, fly me to you & long term arrangements.


Ready for an adventure? Sweet, I can't wait! I recommend carefully reading this section before contacting me so you’re already in the know when you do.

As I’m sure you understand, I must screen all new inquiries before we make our date.  My time is flexible, but making your booking in advance ensures I am able to screen properly and reserve the time you request.  The more information you are able to provide up front, the more efficiently I may screen, and the faster I am in your arms.


The information you share with me is neither stored nor shared.  Your right to privacy and discretion is of utmost importance to me, as is my well-being; both of these things are necessary for us to enjoy our time together. Because I check ID with all new visitors, please provide me with accurate information.

Some frequently asked questions–


Are you for real?

Absolutely yes! I am the lady in the photos and the author of all text you read on this site. My photos are recent (March, 2017). I consider providing an ingenuous, lively, and exquisite experience my art.


Where are you located? 

I am based in beautiful Chicago, a stone’s throw from downtown.


What can I expect when we first meet?

If this is our first meeting I will ask to see ID. I require we address the donation tacitly at the beginning of our date. Beyond that, I think you’ll find me warm, inquisitive, and fun right away!


What if I would like to extend our time together?

Schedule permitting, I’d love to extend our visit. Please be prepared with additional donations if you anticipate an extension.


Are you available to travel?

I adore traveling! Please contact me for more information.


What is the best way to contact you?

My preferred method of contact is email, either through my booking form or by emailing me directly at laela[at]laelawhite dot com. I try to respond within 24 hours.


Why have you not responded to my email?

I try to respond to emails within 24 hours. I only respond to thoughtful, legitimate inquiries that give me a sense of who you are. One line missives or emails that mention lewd or illegal acts will go unanswered.


What if I need to cancel our plans?

I understand from the experience of living that sometimes life happens and plans must change. If you find you need to cancel our visit, please inform me as soon as possible. I will be happy to reschedule our time, but I will require a 50% deposit to hold a new date.


Can you tell me more about yourself? What are some things you enjoy?

I love meeting new people and learning new things. I regularly attend plays, concerts, comedy shows, and exhibits. Few things are better than a great meal, and I’m always interested in trying new restaurants or exotic cuisines, especially if there is seafood involved. I love my city, so if you’re ever interested in a recommendation for something for us to do together in Chicago, I’m happy to oblige. I adore baseball & the quickest way to my heart is to take me out to a game! I am very active and enjoy running, yoga, and Pilates. A few of my special indulgences are Henri Bendel candles, Marc Jacobs perfumes, and Calvin Klein lingerie. Gifts are not expected by always deeply appreciated. If you’re so inclined, you can find my wishlist here:



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