I’m Laela, pleased to meet you!  I stand 5’6″ and weigh 115 lbs, with a svelte dancer’s body measuring 32A-24-36.  I have sparkling eyes, a quirky sensibility, and a laugh that’s quite infectious.  My old Hollywood look draws comparisons to Rita Hayworth and Katharine Hepburn, but perhaps you should be the judge of that.  Let’s say I’m your typical petite and naughty wood nymph, eager to arouse your senses and satisfy your deepest passions.  I’m a bit of a show off too, what do you want to see?


My attitude is genuine, infused with playful humor.  I earned my degree at a top university, and my adorably nerdy thirst for information keeps me well read and informed.  A former ballet dancer and trapeze artist, I’ve performed internationally, but my simple pleasures remain gourmet coffee, lazy Sundays, and nabbing a sweet parking spot.  One of the things I can’t resist is a good conversation– I find it absolutely electrifying.


I offer a wistfully intimate companionship experience guaranteed to relax, recharge, enthrall and enlighten.  I am a cerebral fetishist at heart & purveyor of the essential dream girl: smart, spunky & insatiably naughty.  You deserve to know what you’ve been missing!



“I must be a mermaid . . . I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.” -Anaïs Nin




“We will wade in the shine of the ever.” -Pixies

**At my discretion, I am happy to honor previous consideration for friendships established prior to December, 2018.


During our time together I will be present and open, invested in you & keen to relieve the itches that never seem to quite get scratched.  You’ll find me multifaceted and quite versatile, so we should totally discuss those fetishes & fantasies monopolizing your daydreams . . .


I’m delighted to visit you at your upscale hotel or private residence in downtown Chicago or near O’Hare. If you prefer, I can arrange a location for us to meet in either area, although I require an additional +200 deposit to do so. I’m available to travel to the Chicago suburbs, please add 150. Because I’m always on the go, new inquiries and requests that I host should be made at least 24 hours in advance of a desired meeting.


1 hour– 600

1.5 hours– 800

2 hours– 1000

3 hours– 1400

Dinner Date (or baseball game)– 1600

Night & Day

Overnight– 2800

24 hours– 3800 + 2800 each additional day


**Please inquire for travel companionship, fly me to you & long term arrangements.

**I adore meeting couples! Please add 200.


Ready for an adventure? Sweet, I can't wait! I recommend carefully reading this section before contacting me so you’re already in the know when you do.

As I’m sure you understand, I must screen all new inquiries before we make our date.  Making your booking in advance ensures I am able to screen properly and reserve the time you request.  The more information you are able to provide up front, the more efficiently I may screen, and the faster I am in your arms.


Any information you share with me is confidential.  Your right to privacy and discretion is of utmost importance to me, as is my well-being; both of these things are necessary for us to enjoy our time together. Because I check ID with all new friends, please provide me with accurate information. I am selective about who I meet, prioritizing friends who are polite, respectful, and forthcoming in their communications with me.

Some frequently asked questions–


Are you for real?

Absolutely yes! I am the lady in the photos and the author of all text you read on this site. My photos are recent (March, 2017). I consider providing an ingenuous, lively, and exquisite experience my art.


Where are you located? 

I am based in beautiful Chicago, a stone’s throw from downtown.


What can I expect when we first meet?

If this is our first meeting I will ask to see ID. Please leave your patronage tacitly in my view at the beginning of our date. Beyond that, I think you’ll find me warm, inquisitive, and fun right away!


Are you available to travel?

I am! Please contact me for more information.


What is the best way to contact you?

My preferred method of contact is email, either through my booking form or by emailing me directly at laelawhite[at]protonmail dot com. I try to respond within 24 hours, although because I respond to all emails personally, sometimes my response may take a little longer.


Why have you not responded to my email?

I only respond to thoughtful, legitimate inquiries that give me a sense of who you are. One line missives, emails that mention lewd acts, emails that imply illegal activity, pestering emails, and emails after I’ve declined a meeting will go unanswered.


What if I need to cancel our plans?

I understand from the experience of living that sometimes life happens and plans must change. If you find you need to cancel our visit, please inform me as soon as possible. I will be happy to reschedule our time, but I will require a 50% deposit to hold a new date.


Can you tell me more about yourself? What are some things you enjoy?

I love meeting new people and learning new things. I regularly attend plays, concerts, comedy shows, and exhibits. Few things are better than a great meal, and I’m always interested in trying new restaurants or exotic cuisines, especially if there is seafood involved. I love my city, so if you’re ever interested in a recommendation for something for us to do together in Chicago, I’m happy to oblige. I adore baseball & the quickest way to my heart is to take me out to a game! As I’m sure you can tell, I am very active and enjoy running, yoga, Pilates, and kettlebells. A few of my special indulgences are Henri Bendel and diptyque candles, dry rosés, and rare black teas. Gifts are not expected by always deeply appreciated. If you’re so inclined, you can find my wishlist here:



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